| You just saw this add in the paper, "Small Dogs for | | | | someone comes to answer the door bell. You ask |
| Sale" and your curiosity has been whetted. Only | | | | about the small dogs for sale ad and wait eagerly for |
| yesterday you were bemoaning the lack of a warm | | | | their answer. You're given a smile and then invited |
| body to come home to, and were even thinking of | | | | around the side of the house to the garage. Here |
| going down to your pet store to find a suitable warm | | | | you find yourself confronted by a handful of playfully |
| body. A dog would have to do since you didn't think | | | | gamboling puppies. They're definitely not Chihuahuas |
| you would know how to handle being "owned" by a | | | | but you don't know what they are, and neither does |
| cat. Besides your mother is allergic to cats and | | | | their owner, who points helplessly at their mother |
| although it was tempting you resisted the wicked | | | | who is a small dog of indeterminate and mixed breed. |
| idea, and had decided to go with a dog. | | | | You settle on buying one immediately as you don't |
| Ideally a small dog was what you needed as your flat | | | | see a problem with the puppies and you quite like the |
| wasn't all that big, You did have access to a small | | | | look of the mother who looks kind of cute in a |
| garden but that was hardly enough for you to stand | | | | mixed up sort of way. The hardest part of course |
| in let alone to let a large dog roam loose. A small dog | | | | comes when you need to choose from amongst the |
| would have to do, but you had no idea what kind of | | | | litter. Looking into their cute faces you wish that you |
| breed you wanted. You only knew with certainty | | | | could take them all home with you but you really only |
| that you didn't want a Chihuahua. They gave you the | | | | need one. One little fellow attaches himself to your |
| creeps. Neither did you want a Bassett hound gracing | | | | leg and declares that he belongs to you and that's |
| you flat, it would just be too depressing to watch its | | | | basically it. No mess no fuss. |
| big eyes staring heartrendingly into your face. | | | | That should of course have been a forewarning of |
| So you're left now with not a clue as to what you | | | | course. Ever since you answered that small dogs for |
| want in your mythical small dog, but all ready and | | | | sale ad, and bought the little guy home, you haven't |
| raring to go and see what type of small dog was | | | | been left with one intact pair of shoes, slippers, or |
| meant by the small dogs for sale ad that you saw. | | | | even jeans! Now you've resorted to keeping all of |
| You rush down to the address mentioned in the | | | | your clothing at least six feet off the ground. |
| classifieds page and wait in eager anticipation as | | | | |