No Jail Time for Grandma!

My diminutive, white haired, 88 year old mother-in-lawneeded for the new permit. She was now armed and
drives a red sports car and is now being threatenedready to pay her ticket!
with prison time. Well, maybe not prison, because noAfter finding the municipal building, which handles
one in their right mind wants to envision a little oldtraffic violations, including handicapped parking sins,
lady pushing a walker and being led to the hoosegowshe located the municipal court clerk's office.
by burly armed sheriff's deputies.Unfortunately there was a sign on the door that said
The whole thing started a few weeks ago when shethe department was closed from 11:00am to 3:00
got a ticket because she parked her car in ap.m. for a Thanksgiving party. It doesn't take much
handicapped zone just as she does every time sheto exhaust an 88 year old lady, no matter in how
drives to the mall. This time though, her parkinggood a shape she's kept herself, so she went home
permit had expired and the decal stuck on her backto fight the battle another day.
window was out of date.The day after Thanksgiving the situation didn't
Sounds simple doesn't it? Take a few minutes toimprove much for the municipal clerk's office was
write a check and send it to the address on theclosed for the holiday. She did get advice from an
ticket that was under her windshield wipers and theoffice employee who was working over time. He
problem is solved. Wrong! Governmental bureaucracylooked at her summons and told her she could just
rears its ugly head!mail the amount of the fine into the office, thus
Buying a new sticker would have been no problem ifsaving her a lot of aggravation.
she'd remembered that the old one was expiring. HerThat's just what she did! The next day she sent the
memory was jogged last week however, when shemoney for the fines and court costs, including an
received a summons demanding that she pay up oradditional amount for the fee to renew her handicap
the local constabulary would throw her in jail.permit. Any governmental agency, when faced with
As soon as she received the summons, withoutmore money than they expected, does what comes
reading any farther than the first paragraph where itnaturally; they keep it! They didn't apply it to the
threatened her with incarceration if she didn't pay thefines or to the new handicap decal. No one seems to
ticket immediately, she drove downtown to theknow where the money is!
courthouse where she had gotten her parking permit,Unfortunately now, fees for her new handicapped
to pay the fine.permit had been sucked up into governmental never,
It was the wrong place, but they did tell her thatnever land. Once again she had to pay again the fines
after paying the ticket she would have to return tofor not having a decal, even though the clerk
the license bureau to get her new decals. They wereacknowledged that they had received her money.
even helpful enough to give her the exact amountThey just don't know where it is!
she would have to pay for the new permit; evenAfter this was done, when she went back to the
telling her she could just put it in the mail.courthouse to get her new decal, she was told that
It's important to know that my mother-in-law is asshe would now have to have a another doctor's
deaf as a post unless her hearing aids are workingphysical before she could be issue a new handicap
properly. If they are working, as often as not theyparking permit!
emit a ultra high frequency feed back, that drive allEvidently the 88 year old, white haired, mostly deaf
the dogs in the neighborhood nuts. Most of the timetaxpayer had finally come to the last straw. She
if she hears every 10th word, she's having a goodreached across the counter, grabbed her application
day.for handicap parking and told the clerk, "I just won't
One of the clerks was patient enough to write downget another permit. It'll be easier to find another
the address of the municipal building complex and theparking place at Wal Mart than to have to go through
department she needed, along with the amount sheall the red tape again!