African experiences in the wild

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Leopards in the dark
I love nature and being outdoors and have had aWhile living in Johannesburg I decided one Saturday
couple of interesting experiences in South Africa. Mymorning that I needed to get away from the city
South African friends seem to find my stories prettyand headed off to the Krugersdorp nature reserve.
interesting and even so much more the people IArrived there and found the campsite in the middle
have met in Australia and other countries, so Iof the reserve surrounded by a fence on every side.
thought I’d put some of my experiences toAt reception I asked if I can set up my tent
paper.somewhere for the night and I guess I should have
Hyenas in the Transkeinoticed that the receptionist was surprised about me
A friend and I went to the Transkei years ago withwanting to sleep in a tent, but she didn’t say
the intention of catching some fish for my marinemuch about it. Drove around the camp and, though
fish tank. On arrival at the Hluleka game reserve mythere were quite a few caravans and people around,
friend took out the beers and I went for a walk toI was surprised to find what I thought was the spot
see where I could snorkel. I found a little footpathwith the best view unoccupied. So, I set up my tent
running along side the coast and just followed it for aand went for a drive around the reserve. An ostrich
couple of hours. I walked past a small waterhole, butattacked the side mirror of my car and I saw a
there were no animals around and I did not give it acouple of rhinos, but for the rest nothing too scary.
second thought. Eventually I realized that it wasWhen I got back to the camp I found a whole
getting late, so I ventured on back to the camp. Bycrowd of people standing around the fence in front
the time I got back to the water hole, it was startingof my tent, so I asked one of them what was going
to get dark and as I passed a couple of trees withon. As soon as he found out it was my tent, he
the water hole behind them, I got a sudden chill. Itpiped out “Hey, here’s the guy sleeping in
was strange because I don’t believe I hadthe tent!!”. A couple of guys came up to shake my
seen anything yet, but I felt something was wrong.hand, showed me the leopards not too far away
As I looked more closely into these trees, I noticed athat everyone was looking at and also mentioned
blou wildebeest standing a couple of meters from methat I must have a serious set of brass hanging to
staring right at me. The only thing I could think wasbe sleeping in a tent right in front of the only
to continue as if nothing was wrong, so I kept on“spot” where the fence had been broken down.
walking only to get a full view of the water hole,Well, pride got in the way and I decided not to pack
which was now surrounded by animals. For the mostup my tent and go home. But, I did decide that now
part it was a herd of blou wildebeest and a couple ofwas a good time for a couple of beers. That night I
buck/deer. But there were also a couple of hyenascouldn’t sleep and I was convinced that every
on the hill on the other side of the water hole andsound I heard was a leopard sniffing around my tent,
they seemed to be running towards me with theirbut I’m brave and stupid and everything was
heads high in the air. Every story I had heard aboutfine until I heard a really loud shuffling in the trees
hyenas said that they are cowards, but I’dclose to my tent. I lay dead still for a moment and
also heard that they have the second strongest setquietly grabbed my keys in one hand. Heard the
of jaws in the world and I was not happy with themshuffling a second time and my brass simply
running towards me.wasn’t big enough. I jumped up, completely
Nonetheless, I knew that I was still a long way fromdestroyed my tent in trying open the zip and ran out
the camp and the only thing I could do was to keepshouting at the top of my voice into the bush.
on walking, which I did with a renewed sense ofI’m sure I could scare away any leopard, rhino
urgency. Well, it only took a couple of steps beforeor ghost lurking around, but only long enough to open
the hyenas were right behind me. I don’t thinkmy car and jump in. As uncomfortable as it was for a
they ever came too close to me, though at the timesomewhat large, 6”2 male to sleep in the front
it felt like they were on my heels, and I also thinkseat of my Opel Record, there was no way I was
they probably turned around after a couple ofreturning to the tent. Anyway, the next morning at
meters. But this did not help me, I had heard thatthe swimming pool I heard a guy asking his buddies
you should not turn your back on hyenas, so for thewhether they heard that scream during the night, but
rest of the way back to the camp I continuederr, I just packed up my tent and disappeared
turning around every few seconds to see if thequietly.
hyenas were still around. I got back to the bungalowHaving written these two stories, they now
some time after 9:00pm and was truly exhausteddon’t seem all that interesting in print as
from walking in the bush in the dark while trying toit’s hard for reality to compete with
look behind me all the time. My friend, sitting in hisHollywood. However, I am just an ordinary
jocks with a beer in the hand, was furious that I wascity-dweller that happens to love the outdoors
away for so long and left him all alone in thewithout knowing too much about animals and the
bungalow. Funny thing, coz I was pretty furious thatwild. A blou wildebeest may not seem scary until
he never told the game ranger that I had been goneyou’re standing a couple of meters from it
for more than 6 hours!! Needless to say, the rest ofwith nobody else around and you realize exactly how
the weekend was spent in and around the bungalow,big those things really are.