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Real Estate Drinking Game

It might not find you a house, but might helpelite, exclusive, executive, lavish, luxury,
you deal with the stress of house hunting.opulent, refined, select, sophisticated,
For  buyers,  sellers  and  realtors  alike!successful, sumptuous, up-scale, upper class,
prestigious
You'll  need:
-  The  word  "only"  =  4  sips
-  a  bottle  or two of your preferred liquor
-  The  word  "family"  =  3  sips
-  cup  for  each  person
THE  HOUSE:
-  real  estate  publication
You'll  need:
- Any of the following = 1 sip eachadorable,
airy, alluring, ample, attractive, beautiful,-  several  bottles  of your preferred liquor
becoming, best, bewitching, big, blissful,
bright, capacious, captivating, charming,-  large  cup  for  each  person
cheerful, consummate, cozy, dazzling,
delightful, desirable, distinctive,-  designated  driver
enchanting, endearing, engaging, enticing,
enveloped (by trees, excellent, exquisite,- If "charming, comfortable, cozy, homey,
extraordinary, fabulous, fantastic, fetching,intimate, snug" or any of their synonyms or
fine, first-rate, foremost, gardens,derivatives mean that you would have a hard
glorious, gracious, grand, great, handsome,time housing a toy poodle in the building = 1
haven, ideal, immaculate, impeccable,gulp
impeccable, inspiring, irresistible, lovely,
magnificent, nature), original,- If "luxury" means that the property is
out-of-the-ordinary, out-of-the-way,assessed the highest tax in the county = 2
palatial, peaceful, peerless, perfect,gulps
picturesque, placid, pleasant, preeminent,
prime, private, quaint, quiet, rare, retreat,- If "needs TLC, handyman's special,
roomy, serene, serene, solitary, spacious,fixer-upper, needs a little work" means that
splendid, sublime, superb, superior,the walls are in danger of imminent buckling,
surprising, sweet, timeless, tranquil,the roof is ready to slide off into the
ultimate, unique, unperturbed, utopia,neighbors' yard, the toilets flush into the
vintage, whimsical, winning, wonderful,basement, or the foundation is slowly sidling
world-classaway  from  the  building  =  3  gulps
- any of the above attached to "price" = 2- If "motivated seller" means that someone
additional  sipshas been murdered in the living room, the
property is reputed to be haunted, or the
- 3 or more consecutive adjectives (anhouse  has been a notorious grow-op = 4 gulps
exquisitely  charming  haven)  =  gulp
- If the word "view" means that you have to
-  Needs  TLC  =  2  sipsstand on the chimney to see whatever it is
that they claim is visible to the naked eye =
-  handyman's  special  =  1  sip2  gulps
-  fixer-upper  =  1  sip- If "family-friendly" means that the
neighborhood is full of screaming kids,
-  needs  a  little  work  =  2  sipsbarking dogs and graffiti on every exposed
wall  =  3  gulps
- "perfect for first-time home buyers" = 2
sips- If "unique neighborhood" means that you
have to step over a body (living or dead) to
-  starter  home  =  1  sipaccess  the  house  =  4  gulps
-  must  see  =  1  sip- If "original" means that the plumbing has
not been altered from its turn-of-the-century
-  must  see  to  believe  =  3  sipsinstallation  =  2  gulps
-  hurry  =  1  sip- If "bright" means that the house (inside or
outside) has been painted glaring colors that
-  hurry,  this  won't  last  =  3  sipsclaw their way through your retinas and hit
the  back  of  your  skull  =  1  gulp
-  don't  miss  this  =  1  sip
- If "foreclosure sale" means that the house
-  priced  to  sell  =  2  sipshas been stripped of anything remotely
valuable  =  3  gulps
-  motivated  seller  =  1  sip
- If there's something not listed here that
-  won't  last  =  3  sipsmakes nerves start jumping in your forehead =
divide up the rest of the alcohol (if there
- sale of the second/minute/day/week/monthis  any)  and  chug  'er  down.
year/decade/century/all  time  =  4  sips
Happy  Home  Hunting!
-  "potential"  =  3  sips
For local, personal attention to your Las
- Any of the following = 4 sips each (sinceVegas homes search, visit eHome Realty, your
you can afford it)affluent, chic, commanding,professional Las Vegas real estate agents.



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