The Dreaded 40

The life-altering event I had been dreading finallychildren and twenty more years of life. And there, to
occurred. I went to bed one night able to say I wasmy horror, is yet another gray hair poking through
thirty something and woke up with the realization Ithe brunette strands. I mentally make a note to the
was forty something. Somehow, I had thought Ilong list of to do's for the day to call the salon.
would be able to escape the inevitable, thatWhen the kids returned home, throwing their bags
somehow the rules of nature would not apply to me.on the table, papers inevitably splay everywhere.
I made the conscious decision that regardless ofGoing through them there was an essay from my
what any calendar might say, a single date wouldmiddle child's English class. Something caught my eye,
have no profound impact upon my mental state.so I sat down with a cup of coffee to read, "The
Scores of people had reassured me that nothing trulygreatest teacher in my life is my mom." Setting my
earth shattering would happen the day I reached thecoffee aside, knowing this will be a revelation, I
age of forty. They could not have been more wrong.assure myself that the wonderful child of mine will
Actually, the ground trembled and the skies openedsay how I have taught her proper manners and to
up.pick up her dirty laundry.
By the way, these scores of people were all fortyTo my astonishment, she wrote of a person I did
and reassured me that forty is merely the beginningnot know myself, of a woman who had taught her
of life. Age is a state of mind. A time forthat home is a place in the heart, and no matter the
introspection and re-evaluation of life. A time toscarifies any one makes if one has the love of family,
re-prioritize what is truly important. All I can say tothey can overcome anything and be happy in spite
that is, bull crap, when I rose this morning, my bonesof the sacrifice. She wrote of a woman who gave of
ached and creaked. I took the handful of multi-sourceherself more than anyone else she ever known, who
vitamins that are a special formula for women oftaught her what love, compassion, understanding and
middle age. I mixed my Mega Green so things willhope were.
continue to flow properly.I turned the paper over a few times wondering if I
Re-prioritize? Now when am I supposed to do that?was reading another child's essay rather than my
After I pick up a child from drama club, drop one offown child's. I realized that the person I saw in the
at baton practice, swing through the pizza joint formirror was vastly different from the one my children
supper, rush across town to pick up another child,saw. In that one moment, every priority and every
drop them off at the soccer field, taxi back to baton,petty worry over my wrinkle lines and gray hairs
back to soccer, then off to boy scouts? On theshifted.
other hand, is it when I get home and have toI looked out the window realizing I would not wish to
placate the husband who now feels abandoned, runbe any other age than I was at this very moment. I
the dishwasher, throw in a load of laundry, and makewould take every gray hair, every wrinkle line formed
lunches for tomorrow, feed the dogs, pick up thefrom laughter, and every creaky bone given from
bathroom from the toothpaste fight and walk thechasing them, over being twenty again. Wiping a tear
dogs? Too tired to re-evaluate anything now,from my eye, I went outside and piled everyone,
perhaps it will be next Tuesday after the PTAincluding the two dogs, into the middle-aged soccer
meeting, while I bake cookies for the bake sale atmom's minivan and headed off to the soccer fields.
school the following day. Then it might be quietThe ground did tremble; the skies did open up, just in
enough to re-evaluate.an unexpected way. The old adage that, "when
I am tired before I even make it to the bathroomeverything else physical and mental seem to diminish,
mirror, just thinking about thinking about re-evaluatingthe appreciation of beauty is on the increase," took
life. The youthful glow that used to be there stareson a whole new meaning. I had thought that beauty
back as wrinkle lines and creases. I need my bifocalswas to be found in the mirror. Now I realize it looks
to put the contacts in to see what I used to call theup at me every night when I tuck the beauties of
sparkling eyes full of life. What in my twenties was amy life into bed. Being forty is not so bad today.
size two body now sags and bulges from threeHowever, do not ask me about fifty.