| It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds | | | | the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout |
| of beer or any other booze you could get your | | | | your body. |
| hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard | | | | 4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for |
| day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as | | | | the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting |
| well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade | | | | questions." And if you want more, just keep on |
| over my head after a few rounds of vodka... | | | | asking! |
| half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to | | | | 5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a |
| everyone reading this after getting nightmares about | | | | girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, |
| me in that state of drunken stupor. | | | | 'practical', I think. |
| Just don't ask how it happened, please. | | | | And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows |
| But what's really interesting is that how do people go | | | | how to make the best out of every possible |
| through the usual part of life when faced with | | | | scenario, and it doesn't involve a lawsuit if he strikes |
| vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like | | | | a nerve. |
| Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually | | | | 6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in |
| works. Is there room for the intellectual side of | | | | the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." I |
| people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while | | | | never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring |
| on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there | | | | at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick |
| really must be something in this 'mind-over-matter' | | | | already. |
| thing. | | | | 7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be |
| Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever | | | | there when it happens." If it rains, it pours. |
| you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to | | | | 8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk |
| listen to a comedian just to make you wet your | | | | comes out of my nose." It could get worse when |
| pants after laughing so hard. Despite of what's been | | | | you're guzzling on beer... or mouthwash, and it |
| happening, and to those who has gone though the | | | | happened to me once! |
| ordeal, it's better to just laugh while facing the | | | | 9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about |
| troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded | | | | your plans." At least he doesn't smite us with |
| vision. One of my favorite celebrities of all time may | | | | lightning, and I'm thankful for that. |
| have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who | | | | And despite of what may happen to all of us in the |
| gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out | | | | next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we |
| with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk | | | | all have to see things in a different kind of light and |
| just about anything with a man, and he's bound to | | | | not just perspective. I can't seem to imagine life |
| mock the subject and you'll end up laughing rather | | | | without any piece of wisdom that could guide us. |
| than being upset about it. | | | | Whether we're religious or not, it takes more |
| Woody Allen has this to say: | | | | courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal |
| 1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial | | | | with them is all that matters when it comes to even |
| reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the | | | | just getting along. |
| practicality of all things does involve money but it | | | | And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of |
| doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it. | | | | wisdom to go by... however, whenever, and |
| 2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. | | | | wherever we may be. |
| Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said. | | | | 10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and |
| 3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have | | | | liking what you have, instead of what you don't |
| you ever spent an evening with an insurance | | | | have." |
| salesman?" This happens to be one of the classic | | | | Ciao! |
| ones. I mean the issue about life's little problems isn't | | | | Note: |
| all that bad, until 'he' shows up. | | | | These articles are free to use onyour blogs, article |
| Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have | | | | sites, website or wherever. |
| its complications that probably any author about | | | | So long as you leave this lower sectionlegally in tact. |
| relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow | | | | Thankyou for reading my articles... |
| what our heart desires, unless you're talking about | | | | |